Squat Meat

A fat, ripe turd. The kind you leave in the bowl and don’t flush.

Every stall in the shitter was full of squat meat.

I just dropped squat meat. Go check it out.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Knob Meat

Male penile foreskin. Uncircumcised.

I was all ready to blow him but he pulled it out and he had knob meat. I prefer uncut.

I need to wash my knob meat. It’s a little smeggerz down there.

I tied my knob meat into a bow.

by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020

The Meat House

(used in new orleans to describe wild hotel parties)
A hotel party with beacoup Tygas with fitted caps and bitches.

First Person
"Ay son, you comin to the meat house after the wayne concert?"
Second Person
"Yea, I'm in there"

by TygaMan504 December 16, 2009

sucks the meat

when something sucks worse than just plain sucking. cannot be used loosely.

*Gavin on the phone with his girlfriend*

Him: hun i can't believe your brothers gave you chicken pox. are you feeling any better.

Her: yeah a little, but being stuck in bed sucks the meat!

by sammie&manny4evs August 1, 2011

Grizzly Meat

Pour honey down the crack of your ass. Let several gay men viciously and aggressively claw and eat honey from your ass while roaring when you cum.

I’ll grab the honey and you guys can turn my butthole into Grizzly Meat.

by Clint Mantooth April 21, 2020

Mind Meat

When you can't beat off because your internet is down
so you focus on the images in your mind to jerk off with.

1: man the internet went down last night because of that blizzard

2: lemme guess, you were pumpin mind meat?

1:...yup

by SIMPLYrome8754 March 11, 2010

meat sleeve

A woman. Or a woman's vagina.

Take a look at that sloppy meat sleeve over yonder.

by moth17 January 21, 2005