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waned

My love for you never hasn't waned
by The mad riddler October 22, 2017
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Wankerchief

British: A handkerchief (or other item) used to clean up your spunk after wanking off.

American: A handkerchief (or other item) used to clean up your Load after jacking off.
A-Aron used my Wankerchief to wipe his face off when I finished.
by Wankerchief November 6, 2017
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wankernoodled

Somehow that computer got wankernoodled
by G684 January 31, 2018
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wanker kebab

An obnoxious loud person, whom derives fun from other people’s confusion or overpowering them mentally although they may be smarter.

They may also feel they are right even though they are greatly wrong-but continue to gloat
by Chloebelle February 9, 2018
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Wanker

A Scottish phrase meaning to play with your cock or vagina. Or just to give pleasure!
1) I actually fucking hate you, you wanker!
2) How big of a wanker are you?
by ChildishCheetah June 21, 2018
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Wanker

A English cursing word usually used when someone falls or does something stupid,
James: Oy mate you forgot your keys again? Kevin: Yes... James: You bloody wanker are you really that stupid?
by Glitchy25 May 9, 2018
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Wanker

A pretty boy who always takes Instagram selfies with his shirt off.
Every time I go on facebook I always see selfies by that guy, he looks like a right bloody wanker
by Muppetguy123 March 15, 2019
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