Time for you to get a watch

Asshole thing to say to someone when they ask for the time

Person 1: Hey bro, what time is it?
Person 2: Time for you to get a watch!
Person 1: Fuck off

by Guron April 17, 2017

cold as a witches left tit

Used to describe something that is insanely cold.

Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.

Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.

"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."

Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.

"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."

by allaspiaggia January 16, 2013

watch your 6

To watch your behind, used in aviation as a warning by your wingmen.

Watch your 6 nighthawk, you have a bogie on your tail

by Delta Sigma October 3, 2004

Toss a Condom to your Witcher

Geralt of Rivia was a slayer of the pussy. This is the song tribute to him.

Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plenty, Oh Pussies are plenty, oh oooh oohhhhh
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh

by Joehobo April 29, 2020

Watching the faucets run

The phrase "watching the faucets run" comes from a joke about Till Lindemann between fans. The joke was a badly drawn picture of Till Lindemann, watching his bathroom faucets run because it reminded him of his days as Olympic swimmer. Originally as a poke at the lead singer because his stage persona comes off as very serious and dark, it now can refer to any man.

Asking "Does he watch the faucets run?" would mean that you are asking the person about whomever man your are talking about if he carries similar traits as Till Lindemann and/or if the person being asked the question finds so said man attractive.

For a man to be qualified as a faucet watcher, he must be: Tall, barrel-chested or well built, beautiful, and looks like a complete bad ass.

"Austen Loves watching the faucets run, he would turn a lesbian straight!"

by Frau Faux June 25, 2008

watch for deer

Midwestern for: I love you

Him: "Heading back from the cabin, see you in 3 hours"... Her: "Watch for deer..."

by theeeelo November 1, 2018

Sync Watch

To watch a film/Tv programme while talking to a friend who is watching the exact same thing at the exact same time, in a completely different place. This can include television, DVD's or online movies. It is common to use communication devices such as MSN, a telephone or FB chat.
Sync Watching results in you repeating every funny line in the movie or tv programme to your mate and therefore enjoying it, synchronized.

Hey man, wanna Sync Watch The Hangover with me?

by Littlest Of Braiths August 11, 2010