Pug wash

To have one's penis cleansed using another mouth, pug wash Australian slang word

Michaela can you come pug wash my penis with your drool please honey cock penis mouth suck slurp drool

by 101chode December 12, 2016

White Wash Warrior

When you're performing a sexy time on your girl and you unload on her chest, excreting ample amounts of semen in the process. The goal is to create a chest plate like coat of semen, in order to replicate the armor that of a Terracotta warrior.

Dan: Dude I nailed Chelsea last night, and turned her into a White Wash Warrior!

Nick: Far out dude! Hey maybe you could give me one sometime!

by C20H25N3O March 1, 2017

Minnesota Car Wash

Your wife gives you a drunken blowjob in her 1998 Lexus and after you finish you slap her in the face with your now limp cock. Otherwise known as a great Friday night.

We had so much to drink last night I got a "Minnesota Car Wash" while we were parked in the driveway!

by mrs May 2, 2014

Car Wash

Oral Sex performed in a car

This blonde gave me a car wash in the parking lot of Wendys

by ronaldoc March 14, 2009

Bog-Wash

Old-school definition:

When dumping out, a turd hits the water at high speed, usually because of the gas build up behind it increasing velocity. This causes the toilet water to splash, sending toilet water up your butt hole. A very uncomfortable mental and physical reaction because you realize that bog water has shot up your ass.

OMG, I took a power shit and got bog-washed. Now I have bog water up my ass. I'm glad I was at home, and not on some some nasty 7-11 toilet. Need to force a shit to get it out of there!

by The OriginalPsychoMike June 14, 2016

iraqi face wash

wipe your ass with your hand. then smack someone in the face.

tim walked up to john.wiped his ass with his hand , and slaped john in the face.
haha iraqi face wash

by pureblood420 April 15, 2009

german car wash

While having oralsex the guy is on bottom, licking the womans vagina, while she gives him a blow job. The car wash is complete once the guy has ejaculated on the women's face and she has cum on his face, their mouth's will be minty fresh.

That german car wash made me cum so hard on her face

by samnyst04 May 3, 2008