valentijn

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Christian is a valentijn

by Woeste November 24, 2016

Valentines Day

International Suicide Rate Go’s up day.

Person 1: I Think I’m depressed.
Person 2: Yep, it’s Valentines Day. Thought so.

by Feegvyrbynerunmysrn February 14, 2020

Kentucky Valentine

When, on valentine's day, you're fucking your girlfriend's best friend directly above your girlfriend's face and after a brief period of time, wordlessly pull out and surprise-cum all over your girlfriend's face. She'll love it. Be sure to get some in her eyes.

My boyfriend gave me a Kentucky Valentine yesterday. It was amazing, he's so romantic!

by herpderpingtonIII March 11, 2011

Carla valencia

A rlly cool person and honestly one of the prettiest angels I’ve seen in my life. Shes sweet, pretty, and rlly fun in Roblox. If u see a carla valencia u should befriend her! She slays.

Random person:OMG ITS CARLA VALENCIA I WANT HER TO BE MY BABA GRILL
Me:NO WAY. Shes my baba grill

by anonymous November 11, 2022

valence electrons

a stupid thing no one cares about at all shouldn't be a word kill it

I hate it the valence electrons shouldn't exixt

by spongebat123 March 6, 2017

valentine's day

The reason why so many suicides are in winter. The reason why there are high murders during February.

Valentine's day, really? Just another way for men to kill each other over a girl.

Guy commits sucide because of Valentine's day coming up.

by One little hellian February 13, 2017

valentine's day

A special day all women would dream for a very romantic dinner under the starry sky and so forth.

Woman: Hunny, tomorrow is valentine's day....
Man: Oh!! Thanks for reminding me. Bob is having his bachelor party tomorrow night. You wanna tag along?

by mofoJO October 23, 2007