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Vagina Napkin

Emergency Use: A paper towel or napkin used for a woman's period.
"Do you have a pad?"
"Oh, crap" Grabs a bar napkin and runs to ladies room.
Hence, Vagina Napkin.
Vagina Napkin by John Linden November 8, 2008
Related Words

Vagina Milk Taco 

A crispy thin-lipped corn flour shell showered in vagina juices, usually stuffed with beef or cock, lettuce, tomato, and onion.
Mike went to that Tex-Mex restaurant and swore that he was given a Vagina Milk Taco, either that or he accidently ordered a fish taco.

vagina bangs 

A hairstyle in which there is a part in the bangs directly in the middle of the forehead similar to the way that the female genitalia is split.
Hilary Duff has some crazy vagina bangs
vagina bangs by vaginator 3001 December 27, 2010

swiss army vagina 

the ability to use your hand for masturbation. You can mold your hand into any shape of vagina in which you please. Experts have the ability to use both hands and form a tight, makeshift vagina/asshole.
I was bored in the parking lot so I pulled out my swiss army vagina and ended up creaming all over the steering wheel.

Vagina Vampire 

A lass who achieves eternal youth and verility by slurping up his girlfriend's period blood
Brittany: Honey can you pick up tampons for me

Vagina Vampire Danny: No bitch I'm getting straws
Vagina Vampire by Alex, June 30, 2008

vagineering 

The act of performing gynecology.
Damn bitch, something is wrong with yo' pussy. That thing needs some serious vagineering.
vagineering by madnis October 12, 2008