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A lass who achieves eternal youth and verility by slurping up his girlfriend's period blood

Brittany: Honey can you pick up tampons for me

Vagina Vampire Danny: No bitch I'm getting straws

by Alex, July 10, 2008

An acient game played by men. Like a sacred vow or promise, if you break your kumatai to do/not do said pledge, all witnesses get to kick you in your cash and prizes.

Kieran broke his kumatai in front of 13 people. He hasn't walked straight in days

by Alex, June 30, 2008

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