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Toolshed

A tool who goes beyond the call of duty for tooldom. An ubertool. A person so dislikable that they compare to an entire shed full of tools. Usually used with some other reference to tooldom, often in pun form.
He's not a tool, he isn't even a toolbox, he's the entire fucking toolshed.
by DrakeIV August 25, 2010
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cum toothpaste

(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.
Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!


His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
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toochie

go whipe your toochie.
by KraZee October 4, 2003
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Tooshie Pussy

A nickname for tha butthole most commonly used to not allow the female to know which hole you plan on destroying. (they usually think you're trying to be cute)
"Baby I'm gonna nail your tooshie pussy."

"Mmm I like the sound of that."
by Bowel plow January 4, 2010
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Saber-tooth

A women 15 years or older than the young man she is dating. This is the extreme case of the commonly known "Cougar" term for an older women dating a younger man. Beware the Saber-Tooth young men as they are experienced and hunt their prey without mercy.
"That women is a Saber-tooth." "Did you see the Saber-tooth up by the bar?." "That's not a cougar, thats a Saber-tooth."
by MD. Collins December 31, 2008
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toolshed

1.A place, typically a bar or nightclub, where tools are known to congregate.
2. Any place where there is a high percentage of tools.
3. Any place (bar, nightclub,etc.) that comes highly recommended by a tool.
1.We went to that new club, but it turned out to be just another toolshed.

2. Dave told me about that place, but if he thinks it's cool, it's got to be a toolshed.
by Tankboy December 28, 2005
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hanging like a loose tooth

On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.
"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got laid off, I'm two months behind on my rent, my wallet's empty, and my car was just repo'd."

Eddie and Eva caught swine flu. They're hanging like a loose tooth.
by lalalander17 July 20, 2009
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