Semen drizzle on a toaster strudel

A sex position when you have a competition who can put more cum on their toaster strudel.

Tanesha and I did the semen drizzle on a toaster strudel last night. She was happy to do it since I got rid of that Yee Yee ass haircut.

by Chicken nugget sex March 23, 2021

noodles in a toaster

The sexual act of covering a vagina in peanut butter and having a man lick it off and then using peanut butter as lube to insert it into the anus.

hey zak, me and grenda did noodles in a toaster.
nice going garrett, noodles in a toaster is the way to go.

by dicklicker06 August 18, 2021

6 slotted toaster

When 6 males participate in circular fun, alternating penatrive strokes, connected from penis to anus for optimal arousal.

“Hey, do you and the guy wants to get together and do the 6 slotted toaster tonight”

by Dirtyarmadillo April 19, 2023

did you get the french toast?

When everyone all of a sudden gets silent, you ask the question, "Did you get the French Toast?" to break the silence. This usually starts a 20-30 min. conversation confusing the hell out of people.

All of a sudden, everyone outside at the camp fire got super quiet; I then asked the question, "Did you get the French Toast?" This broke the silence for sure.

by SupBros July 7, 2017

beans and toast

When you vomit upon your and your partner's genitals during intercourse.

He performed the old "beans and toast" with her last night and then needed a towel.

by beans and toast February 10, 2007

Toast

A warm and crispy wheat substance, that is derived from bread and a toaster, often served with butter or jelly.

"Peter Frampton, do you like toast too? As do I, warm and crispy" ~Mitch Hedberg

by TheSewageAuthority August 31, 2008

Avocado Toast

This is the most erotic, pleasurable act a man can receive. It will leave you speechless.

First lather and cream a moist Brooklyn bagel in clench worthy avocado. Then it's the main act. Insert ones women slayer (penis) into the drenched bagel. It can only get wetter from here... Once ejaculation arrives smother the bagel and enjoy your breakfast.

Tawanda: Guess what happened last night.

Greg: What?...

Tawanda: I caught a stranger in my house avocado toasting.

by Avocadoontoast March 28, 2020