TheSewageAuthority's definitions

Soap Dispenser

When a man jerks off another man onto his genitals to use as soap after anal sex.

After tapping the sewage line Sam used Escobar as a Soap Dispenser to clean himself off before getting head.

by TheSewageAuthority April 2, 2011

Toast

A warm and crispy wheat substance, that is derived from bread and a toaster, often served with butter or jelly.

"Peter Frampton, do you like toast too? As do I, warm and crispy" ~Mitch Hedberg

by TheSewageAuthority August 31, 2008

ultrabuenotastic

A word that describes something ridiculously awesome

That movie was Ultrabuenotastic, in fact it was so good, i shit my pants

by TheSewageAuthority May 8, 2007

Urinal Captain

1: A plumber that specializes in urinal installation

2: Someone who let's people pee on them for money

3: What Captain America calls himself at the janitorial gig he gets after leaving the army

I ran into John the other day, says he just got a job as a Urinal Captain . I guess he got tired of tapping the sewage line

by TheSewageAuthority March 13, 2015

Vaginalprotectoralis

Female Condom, its french

My boyfriends doesnt like to wear a condom, so i use a Vaginalprotectoralis

by TheSewageAuthority August 12, 2004