crunchy sock

Men need a place to wipe, socks are always there for you. Just be careful the next day when you go to put it on

While searching for socks my toes got a bit crunchy and I remembered It was my crunchy sock.

by Crunchysox March 28, 2017

skunky sock

after having sex and ejaculation the guy takes of the condom turns it inside out and slaps the woman in the face, ass, tit, ect...

dude i totally "skunky socked" jen last night

by zach GS bronston April 25, 2008

cock-sock

a vagina

person a: you are a cock-sock
person b: hey

by dave1234567890grandma December 17, 2011

butt-sock

a synonym for underwear
a 'butt-sock' originates from the idea of a sock on your butt, other known as your panties.

I put on my butt-socks before I put on my pants.

by caseymacypacy July 19, 2011

wizards sock

the state of a penis, after ejaculation. i.e a floppy cock

after he came, his wizards staff turned into a wizards sock

by Domino de Romino February 12, 2009

long socks

socks above the ankle

1)oh my gosh I love your long socks
2)these long socks are sooo warm

by ssphar May 3, 2009

mono sock

The condition of a sock once it has lots its matching sock.

Every time I do laundry, I end up with a bunch of mono socks.

by Gufu November 24, 2010