Butt-socks

Tights.

You got some white fuzzies on your butt-socks!

by CAJ Dawg December 31, 2010

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Surprise Butt Secks

When you slide your juicy butterfly knife into someone's rectum in TF2.

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by jethoigga10169 October 22, 2018

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surprise butt secks

An unexpected anal sex. Can be used to surprise someone painfully (best method for rapist).

You may see some unpleasant results for surprising them.

PARIS: Hah you can't surprise me painfully...
MAN: Oh yeah?
*Shoves the penis in the anus*
PARIS: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN: Holy Fuck....

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by MrXman September 20, 2010

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pirated butt secks

1. he/she who steals from the gay porn industry 2. they who jack gay porn 3. stolen pron of the homosexual variety

man 1 ugh where'd this come from man?

man 2 It's just pirated butt secks man!

by Ariaelin April 28, 2011

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Penetrative anal sexual intercourse. Usually performed by homosexual men as intercourse or by heterosexual couple, and it is performed for pleasure rather than reproductive purposes (unlike vaginal intercourse).

BETWEEN HOMOSEXUALS:
Peter: "Hello Marty, do you want to have Butt secks today?"
Marty: "Ok"

AS INTERNET DISCUSSION FORUM SLANG:
Gary: "MAZZINA95 TOTLY LKes BUTTSECKS!!!!"
Tim: "Get away you spammer"

AS CONVERSATION DURING FAMILY DINNER:
Father: "So Jen, have you decided what university you want to go to?"
Jen: "yes father, the UNIVERSITY of BUTTSECKS!! I HATE YOU, and I'm NOT going to study to become a lawyer as you want me to!!
Father: "So you want to have butt secks as your profession.. well, a lot of whores do make a lot of money, so I do not see why not"
*Jen Cries*

by Barley234 April 3, 2008

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