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Surprise Butt Secks

When you slide your juicy butterfly knife into someone's rectum in TF2.

surprise butt secks

An unexpected anal sex. Can be used to surprise someone painfully (best method for rapist).

You may see some unpleasant results for surprising them.
PARIS: Hah you can't surprise me painfully...
MAN: Oh yeah?
*Shoves the penis in the anus*
PARIS: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN: Holy Fuck....

surprise butt secks
surprise butt secks by MrXman September 20, 2010

pirated butt secks

1. he/she who steals from the gay porn industry 2. they who jack gay porn 3. stolen pron of the homosexual variety
man 1 ugh where'd this come from man?

man 2 It's just pirated butt secks man!
pirated butt secks by Ariaelin April 28, 2011

butt secks 

Penetrative anal sexual intercourse. Usually performed by homosexual men as intercourse or by heterosexual couple, and it is performed for pleasure rather than reproductive purposes (unlike vaginal intercourse).
BETWEEN HOMOSEXUALS:
Peter: "Hello Marty, do you want to have Butt secks today?"
Marty: "Ok"

AS INTERNET DISCUSSION FORUM SLANG:
Gary: "MAZZINA95 TOTLY LKes BUTTSECKS!!!!"
Tim: "Get away you spammer"

AS CONVERSATION DURING FAMILY DINNER:
Father: "So Jen, have you decided what university you want to go to?"
Jen: "yes father, the UNIVERSITY of BUTTSECKS!! I HATE YOU, and I'm NOT going to study to become a lawyer as you want me to!!
Father: "So you want to have butt secks as your profession.. well, a lot of whores do make a lot of money, so I do not see why not"
*Jen Cries*
butt secks by Barley234 April 3, 2008

butt-sock 

a synonym for underwear
a 'butt-sock' originates from the idea of a sock on your butt, other known as your panties.
I put on my butt-socks before I put on my pants.
butt-sock by caseymacypacy July 19, 2011

butt secks 

Online jargon that means butt sex, which in turn means gay sex.
butt secks by igor pilot November 5, 2007