The Fischer Flu

After having two beers, you act and pretend to be the best coil tuber on planet earth and proceed to act like a jive turkey. It acts as one of the strongest women repellents know to man

A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual

Bundy: I used to rig in and frac all by myself

Co-worker: oh man, he’s got the Fischer flu

by The chrome donkey August 2, 2019

clem flu

A sickness that is passed around after attending a club on clematis street in west palm beach Florida

John, “oh nahhh bro I got the Clem flu after this weekend I heard it’s going around”

Chris, “stay away from me bro you’re gonna be sick for weeks”

by Suzy Swine October 24, 2023

Banks Flu

A sickness that makes your voice slightly deeper to the point where you sound like Faze Banks and you have to tell everyone about it. REPEATEDLY , often to annoy the Smole Kid.

Quinn: Oh boy, I think Aidan has the Banks Flu again...
Aidan: Guys I sound like Faze Banks
Quinn: *tries to say anything*
Aidan: GUYS I SOUND LIKE FAZE BANKS!!!!

by Lil Smole August 29, 2018

flu-de-flu

a term used in a brass band to indicate a lack of articulation

miss bird - “it need to be less flu-de-flu guys”

by selbinator October 24, 2019

bleeding flu

1.when a female is on her period and is hanging with friends and the friend gets their period the next day.

"god dammit Kelly, you gave me the bleeding flu!!!!"
"it wasn't my fault Barbara."

"fucking Kelly."

by big things small things May 10, 2018

kun flu

An insult ig?
Someone called me a muslim kun flu :(

"FUCK YOU MUSLIM KUN FLU!"

by Stupidbiaaaatchhhhh November 19, 2023

Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".

Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.

by idolatro15 September 28, 2009