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Lazy Pig Flu

Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!
Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'
by jaga-jack May 5, 2009
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'ring flu

Describes the obsession a racer may contract after driving on the Nürburgring in Germany. 'Ring flu is characterized by the irresistible desire to drive on the track, even if one is hundreds of miles away from it.
Friend #1: "Do you think Jon is ever going to quit? He's already done ten laps today!"
Friend #2: "No, I think he's got 'ring flu."
Friend #1: "Yeah, I thought so."
by TheAutobahnBurner November 14, 2009
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Flu Flammer

Follow-up phrase used to end a mighty roast.
by LiveNowDieLater July 19, 2022
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Bird flu

by Bird gurl September 16, 2019
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Deja Flu

when you IMMEDIATELY catch a cold/flu etc after recovering
I can't believe I got sick again. talk about Deja Flu
by Staedtler Berol September 28, 2022
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Beer Flu

The discreet way of saying that you have/had COVID-19
YouTubers refer to COVID-19 as The Beer Flu
by JonSturtz23 April 2, 2022
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Puta Flu

A made up disease that covers symptoms of sniffles or a general unwell feeling, after a trip to Zona Norte, Tijuana.
Damn bro I am still coughing with this Puta Flu…
by MoldyGarlicbread June 21, 2025
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