joão flu

João Flu is that guy who is extremely shy when it comes to oral presentation in the class, but when we are talking about bed skills, that motherfucker is the beast!

"Eww, we need to break up, I just wanted you to be a little bit more João Flu..."

by pttroller00 February 22, 2017

Puta Flu

A made up disease that covers symptoms of sniffles or a general unwell feeling, after a trip to Zona Norte, Tijuana.

Damn bro I am still coughing with this Puta Flu…

by MoldyGarlicbread June 21, 2025

clem flu

A sickness that is passed around after attending a club on clematis street in west palm beach Florida

John, “oh nahhh bro I got the Clem flu after this weekend I heard it’s going around”

Chris, “stay away from me bro you’re gonna be sick for weeks”

by Suzy Swine October 24, 2023

Fanny flu

When the discharge from her vag looks like boogers

"Mate, I was about to go down on this sweet ass but when she turned over she had some serious fanny flu"

by Qwenbee May 20, 2017

kun flu

An insult ig?
Someone called me a muslim kun flu :(

"FUCK YOU MUSLIM KUN FLU!"

by Stupidbiaaaatchhhhh November 19, 2023

flu

A fly that isnt flying or is dead.

Oh dude a fly just landed on me!

Nah bro that's a flu.

by the mustard bottle November 3, 2021

Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".

Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.

by idolatro15 September 28, 2009