Burger Surgeon

That one guy who always picks apart their food before eating.

Jesus, Carl is being such a burger surgeon.

by FrySeal April 28, 2017

Brain surgeonize

When a brain surgeon takes a dead patients brain cuts a hole in it and uses it to masturbate. Surgeon most often has two inch wide phallo but only 4 inches in length while erect.

"Surgeon you must stop brain surgeonize with the patients it's disrespectful we'll get sued!"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

The Surfer

Man lying on his back on the bed, woman standing on his belly, balancing on one foot white giving a footjob and pretend to be surfing

The Surfer given up to 110% more feeling and amudement than ant other sex position. Invented by Morten and Gunnar

by TheSurferFounder August 14, 2017

Free Surfer

Free Surfer is a self-chosen descritption for lifestyle victims in the realm of hipsters practising the sport of surfing. Free Surfers are most likely to be identified by attention seeking social media behaviour, blabbering out information about surf spots, resulting genuine hatred by pissed-off locals.

"There is a Free Surfer instagramming in front of his mobile home at that beach in the nature reserve."

by Wofftan August 23, 2017

Dirt surge

Noun Definition 1: A period during a dust bowl in which a person's house is Covered out and partially inside (the floor at

Minimal of 2 ft on the floor

My house has had a dirt surge, and I barely made it out.

by Themilofiles September 15, 2017

Automotive surgeon

A skilled mechanic who specializes in automotive surgery; the art, practice, or work of treating diseases, injuries, or deformities by manual or operative procedures.

"My Subaru Forester has been parked outside, non running for 4 years now. I paid my local automotive surgeon to make it start running again."

by SMILLER503 October 12, 2017

Midget surfer

A tiny wanker that flies into mum like a wave

Damn mike your a good midget surfer "said hillory"

by Gjaanfgkdhlsdyuiebfisdk October 21, 2017