Shrek

A large green fucking badass who gets all the bitches and fucks dragons over like the silly cunts they are, he's also got a fit as fuck wench. His dick is like the great wall of china if it were green.

Shrek destroyed my mistress last night with the great wall of china

by jejejejejejejejejejeje January 24, 2017

shrekie

master of the n00bz... the one who rule your asses fuckheadz... the big bald green... ub3R L33T...irc jedi... beer devourer... finlandia drinker... totaly cool !

one day i will be so shrekie

by HABEEB September 1, 2003

Shrek

Bitter white guy with shaved head working as a short order cook in diners. Lots of social problems, mostly imagined. Perma-scowl. Slightly overweight. Between 27 and 32 years old.

Ever try to talk to that guy? Don't. He's a real Shrek.

by Preebles June 11, 2008

strekkfisk

norwegian term for a tool made to strech steel wires

Gi meg den jævla strekkfisken a lars

by captain here! August 30, 2017

strekbaqualate

To exaggerate an event to someone even though they were present when the event occurred.

"person x is such a strekbaqualate, she told me that person y Made out with her but I saw them, and they only kissed."

by comfydog July 24, 2020

Shrek Toes

Feet resembling those of Shrek. Or Katie Robinson

Wow Katie has massive Shrek toes

by LozzTinG January 26, 2015

shrek strudel

Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.

I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.

by D Rail August 14, 2014