Crumb-stache

When you have so many crumbs on your face it counts as a mustache

“Damn, my empanada gave me a crumb-stache!”

by Crumb_got_boots April 21, 2022

Uno Stacker

You play uno with your friends so you could see one of them suffer, with your collection of 4+ wild cards. you are the pain of there existence, make one of your friends suffer with gang banging one of your friends with the stacking rule.

it means you show no remorse to one of your friends in Uno, beacuse you're an uno stacker

by Microwave goes vrrrrrrrrrrrr May 27, 2022

Sweat-Stache

When someone has a sweaty upper lip and rudely drink from an apparatus that is intended for consumption by multiple people.

“Why couldn’t you waterfall the Arizona? You straight Sweat-Stached my drink…I don’t want it anymore. Keep it!”

He says he through with her but he’s probably at her house right now sweat-stach’n her snatch😂

by Brittany Krystine August 16, 2022

cracker stacker

A black man that loves to be with only white women and can’t see himself dating or mixing with any other race.

Black men’s kryptonite dating only white women.

Also a black man’s way to be secured financial.

DEFINITION: a black man that only dates white women.

Did you hear about what’s his name. ? He’s cracker stacker to his list of women.

by MYKAL DOMENIC December 28, 2022

Pork stache

The term for a plus sized woman’s fat upper pussy area resting upon ones face whilst performing cunnilingus from the bottom position.

That fat girl was sitting on my face and giving me a pork stache.

by Dick the dictionary February 4, 2023

nut stache

it’s like a milk mustache but with nut, aka semen. (mostly seen after giving head)

“girl wipe off your nut stache, my mom’s almost home”

by sexylady124 March 19, 2023

Ass-Stache

When a male (or woman) eats the ass of their partner and develops a visual ring around their mouth. Occasionally the visual Ass-Stache can be accompanied by a foul scent and may persist for days. There is no known antidote or medical treatment. Victims are advised to scrub affected area with equal parts bleach, water and 3 day old lime rinds.

Eric developed a bad case of ass-stache after going to town on Melanie’s back end last night.

by Three Dollar William August 5, 2023