The Steinberg Splatter
When, in an alley, tent or abandoned structure, a feral human’s colonic orifice relaxes releasing a spattering of used food, probably obtained from a dumpster, onto the sleeping body of another feral human.
When, in an alley, tent or abandoned structure, a feral human’s colonic orifice relaxes releasing a spattering of used food, probably obtained from a dumpster, onto the sleeping body of another feral human.
Whoever steinberg splattered that dude must have found some chipotle in the dumpster cause that shit has some corn in it.
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Climb the ladder and lay on the ground and open your mouth for the poop splatter. First person to drop a bullseye or is the winner in this family fun game. Splat the shat in the center trying for the bulls EYE or shoot the shit in the mouth hole to win this game.
Directions 1) get a ladder. 2) Requires 2 or more people each rotating as the shooter and the receiver 3) 1 person lays at the base of the ladder while player 2 climbs the ladder to splat the shat in the bullseye of the player laying down on the ground. 4) first person to tap out or shoot the shit in the eye or mouth is the winner !!
Directions 1) get a ladder. 2) Requires 2 or more people each rotating as the shooter and the receiver 3) 1 person lays at the base of the ladder while player 2 climbs the ladder to splat the shat in the bullseye of the player laying down on the ground. 4) first person to tap out or shoot the shit in the eye or mouth is the winner !!
William "Come one guys lets play Franklin Ladder Splatter its a family fun game and you can play it anywhere you go." Franklin " omg this is my favorite game , I plan on teaching the family at Christmas gathering!"
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Given to individuals (or organizations) when they stop contributing anything meaningful to life.
Similar to getting served divorce papers or court summons, only for life.
Given to individuals (or organizations) when they stop contributing anything meaningful to life.
Similar to getting served divorce papers or court summons, only for life.
What?!? You're still dating that sour puss?? I thought you sent her shlater paperz!
Tim Tebow is still trying to play football?? Why wont somebody send him his shlater paperz!!
Tim Tebow is still trying to play football?? Why wont somebody send him his shlater paperz!!
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"Anderson Silva vs Vitor Belfort was a very slatonic fight - KO'd in the first round!"
"That game developer released a very slatonic game - no bugs, stable as hell, fun and well made all around!"
"That game developer released a very slatonic game - no bugs, stable as hell, fun and well made all around!"
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