PINOT NOIR SNOWBEASTITY

"...where you can't tell ifa black man is fat or not because he wearin a puffcoat."

Oh check out that pinot noir snowbeastity.

by Trent Ryan July 13, 2019

Portuguese Snowblower

A sexual maneuver performed by two subjects. The first subject places themselves on the bed with face, hands, and knees down, and buttocks high in the air. The second subject places cocaine on the sphincter of the first subject. The first subject then attempts to fart while the second subject is inhaling the aforementioned cocaine.

So it cost $20 more for the hooker to agree to the portuguese snowblower. I don't know what she had for breakfast, but it didn't mix well with the blow.

by eatdirtfartdust January 15, 2009

Canadian Snowbox

"Hotboxing" a snow fort

Dale: You know eh? we should go and sesh in the Canadian Snowbox
Doug:Sure eh, lets get super high

by Chromes February 22, 2011

Snowballed

When an item is placed into storage not for use in a tempatutre controlled environment. Typically lower in temperature

Jawn snowballed a stack of pallets because he is a little bitch.

by Jackburton1989 June 15, 2018

snowblind

when a guy jacks off behind his unaware girlfriend, cums on his hands, then puts his hands over his girlfriend's eyes while saying 'guess who'.

guy1: so what did u get upto last night?
guy2: I snowblinded your mom!

by naynaynay February 18, 2008

Snowbag

a fruitcake. One that shows fruity characteristics and douche-ish actions

Gosh, that kid is SUCH a snowbag.

by Ali and Austin January 18, 2008

Showbolt

-The cocky attitude of an upturned collar, Abercrombie and Fitch wearing, preppy boy/girl that is still very hot, and has very good moral and ethical choices.

-One who dresses to appeal to a higher class of people than what he/she probably should be associating with while still being able to converse with everyone.

-That boy/girl is so showbolt.

by WILHELMSTERTON February 15, 2010