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20 skeeps

1. Twenty-five (25): Derived from the fact that at local Ann Arbor bar "Scorekeepers", bottled beer is only $.75 on Friday nights; thus, one could theoretically purchase twenty-five beers with $20.

2. A lot; a whole bunch.
Markman had 20 skeeps of beer last night.
by BKA2 March 17, 2009
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Cheeky sheets

When there is an urgent task at hand i.e. a report to finish by the end of the day, but instead you decide to climb into bed for a quick rest - claiming only to be a few minutes; normally around 3pm.

Preferably the sheets will be "fresh" (i.e. washed within the past few days with at least 5 times the requirement of soap and fabric conditioner), with pillows that have been plumped.

Normally "cheeky sheets" turns out be a full "deep sleep" / "REM sleep" / "delta waves". The individual will then wake around 11pm, disorientated, realising cheeky sheets has actually become wholesome deep sleep.
N: don't you have to hand in your report by 4pm?
T: ive got 2 hours its fine, bit of cheeky sheets
- climbs into bed, pulling the covers up to eye level and wrapping around in them
T: ahhhhhhhh cheeky sheets!
-------------------------- 7 hours later

T: ERGH! my report... oh well, cheeky sheets..
by MR.CHEEKY_SHEETS October 21, 2009
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turn your sheets white

to cum on the sheet ; to fuck ; to engage in sexual intercourse
Baby , im going to turn your sheets white!
by Anna Odey April 11, 2010
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skeetdip

The act of ejaculating into a bowl and serving it with chips.
" Oh this is good dip"
" Yup, it's home made skeetdip."
" Oh, no wonder it tasted do
familar!"
by Dragon bitach March 10, 2005
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hott skeetin

Totally wicked in a sexual manner
by jewnah rooney December 13, 2006
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yeet skeet repeet

Yeet skeet repeet
by Keegan missig April 13, 2017
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