Wrinkled Sheets

1. n - The breast of an elderly woman.

2. n - The old dusty cunt of an elderly woman.

3. n - The big floppy monstrosity some nasty stretched out bitch calls her pussy.

4. v - To fuck someone so hard that they grip the sheets and cause the the permanent press to not be so permanent.

1. "And then... she let her wrinkled sheets fall from her chest. There was no escaping the horror then."

2. "Those lips... I parted those wrinkled sheets and stuck my tongue in."

3. Bill: Hey Ted, did you smash Mandy, yet?
Ted: I was going to, but then I saw her wrinkled sheet and didn't want anything to with her.
Bill: I can fit my foot in there....

4. Nigga: Bitch, get dat ass ready. I gon wrinkle yo sheets!
Bitch: Oh hell yeah, daddy. Do me like yo name Shaggy!

by imthatawesome October 23, 2012

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A sheet is a girl that you get drunk and fuck and forget about the next day..

You: What's Up Sheet?
Sheet: What?
Your Friend: Stupid Ass sheet doesn't even know what it means.
You: Ya, so you think that girl is a sheet?
Friend: Ya.

by STEVEN MCMICHAEL December 28, 2005

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dirt sheet

list of people that you have dirt on

j-dog: yo man I got the dirt sheet ready

big dizzle: cool man now lets expose some cheerleaders

by urban mystic February 16, 2009

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black peopl last long in the sheets but not in the streets

African people are stereotyped to last long during sweet love making.

But they usually end of dead in the streets.

Dumb blond:black peopl last long in the sheets but not in the streets..

Retard:What was that?

Dumb blond:Oh man Jerome lasted like 5 hours in the sack...best time of my life. Sad he got capped...Jerome's pecker will be missed ...

by Thiccy Ricky July 21, 2019

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