Cerebral Serratus Seritosus

A fatal brain disease that is derived from the consumption of pelican ribs from the arctic circle who have been eaten by flamingo's.

As I chowed down on ribs from a pelican, i became nauseous and went into an epileptic seizure. Before the last gasp, I looked at the package and noticed that these ribs were imported from the Arctic and, in bold red letters: DO NOT CONSUME. MAY CONTAIN FLAMINGO GASTRIC JUICES!!! Cause of death: Cerebral Serratus Seritosus.

by I.D. Gas February 15, 2010

social security number

A highly orgasmic sexual position involving three females and one male. Also includes a wheel chair. The man sits in the wheel chair while the women take turns pleasuring him in various way while moving.
Very kinky.

"Hey Matt what's your social security number?"
"oh sick dude"

"Did you tap that social security style?"

by Roxiewells June 8, 2008

Security Guard

A profession that attracts the stupid in mass. People in this line of work tend to take themselves way to seriously and think they are actually law enforcement officers.

Look at the Security Guard over there. I bet he wakes up everyday and polishes his badge.

by supercop 9000 April 21, 2009

Private security contractor

See mercenary.

Private security contractor, ex-military, high level commandos, trained with U.S. taxpayer dollars, who have opted to work for a contracting firm at much larger salaries than regular military and be free of the restraints and regimentation of an actual military organization, while performing work traditionally done by actual military units such as the Navy Seals, etc.

by RustyCannon January 1, 2010

secrete

1. generate and separate from cells or bodily fluids.
2. Before the winter came, wild animals try to cache and store food for dormancy.

The money was secreted from his childfren.
squirrels secrete nuts in a hollow tree trunk.

by purinsy October 18, 2008

Indian Secret

given to a passed or unconcsious female, and consists of ample ejaculate from one or more men being squirted on her face and in her hair, never to be discussed in the future.

Your sister passed out on my couch after the party and we gave her an Indian Secret.

by Bryankuntass February 2, 2006

Secret lover

Wen a boy deep down inside secretly loves a girl even if she's dating someone else

Ahem T**** is Kristina's "Secret lover" ;)

by Dabeast284 September 13, 2011