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Scott Baio 

Similar to the Tony Danza, but instead of asking "Who's the boss" you ask "Who's in charge?" When she says "You're in charge" you slap her ass and say "No, Charles is in charge, bitch." You can also add the extended, "No, Charles is in charge of our days and our nights. Charles in charge of our wrongs and our rights."
"That bitch wasn't worth a Danza so instead I gave her a Baio."

"After Cathy and I hit the Sizzler buffet we came back to my place for some sex. While we were having sex I gave her a Scott Baio."

"I prefer the Scott Baio to the Tony Danza. I guess I've just always liked Scott's work better. That said, I'm still a sucker for the Danza."

"While I was morphing your mom last night I slipped in a Tony Danza. She was so drunk she fell for a Baio too. Stupid bitch."
Scott Baio by Emerson Bigguns December 25, 2007
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Scott the Woz

an comedic informative gaming youtube channel that has some of the most cursed videos out there. incredibly underrated, having a weird ass conversation about whatever with him seems like a good time.
“hey, you know that madden 08 dude?”
hell yeah man, scott the woz?”

scott savol 

Fuckin owned

Best lookin man on the planet
"look its the best looking man on the planet. Fuckin owned
scott savol by Batman March 15, 2005

Scott-Free 

To eliminate an automation service that is so painful, that it makes childbirth of sextuplets on the Oregon Trail in 1876 feel like a champagne enema
Paul designed the nozzle extractor with a brilliant design that was Scott-Free and received wild, euphoric applause from his co-workers as a result
Scott-Free by SpockNadow April 14, 2015

Scott-Acker 

A washed up small dick white fat man from Allentown, PA. He lures underage and or young women between the ages of 12-26 into his house. Either by candy, money or buying them shit because he is a pityful washed up momma's boy. Do not fall for his I wanna be friends trick. He will eventually hold something over your head or threaten you to stay in his life. Thankfully God gave him a 1 inch penis so it gives his victims time to escape before he attempts to rape them. He also hires prostitute's and brags about that, so he may alot of STDs. He also abuses his wife that lives in another country because no one can stand him longer than a day. Avoid at all costs do not engage in conversations he will try to abuse you.
Your 1 inch pinch is Scott-Acker?
Scott-Acker by Fuk Scott-Acker January 20, 2017

scott's maps 

Maps Youth Director Scott draws, hes famous for them, they show barely the basic idea of the place.
Ok, afica looks sort of like this... *draws a big blob off an even bigger blob on one of scott's maps*
scott's maps by Curtis Lehr April 19, 2007

Scott-ism 

the rantings of the lesser spotted, small footed, cockney tit
Examples of Scott-isms would be ...
- I'm over it!
- You minge!
- I'm over it!
- Wagyu!
- I'm over it!
- I had a bottle of wine on the balcony
- I'm over it!
- Sausage baguette
- I'm over it!
- You soppy c*nt
- I'm over it !
- how 'bout that ride in?
- I'm over it !
- Just going down for a snout
and...
- I don't have another job, I'm just spending some time out with my family.
Scott-ism by Hong Kong Fooey January 7, 2010