Scarlet Crimpernel

The mysterious and undetected figure responsible for fouling public toilets (including those in the work place) in a most heinous manner. To Crimp in the modern vernacular being the verb to open one's bowels. In these cases the faeces usually manifests itself on the rear side of the toilet seat. Using complex trigonometry and huge amounts of conjecture, scientists have hypothesised that a human sub-species possessing an Anus in the lower back is responsible.

Jenkins: By jings Frobisher! Some poor fellow has made a deeply unsuccessful attempt at dropping night soil in this Privy.

Frobisher: Jenkins you bloody fool! Can't you see? This is obviously the work of the Scarlet Crimpernel. Call the Gendarmes!

by BrianTrousers February 16, 2009

captain scarlet

I never got this program. Cpatain Scarlet was invincible, yet, he didnt just go and kick butt... And another thing, the enemy (the mysterons) were so FRICKING stupid! They came up with a cunning plan, but would then phone up the "good guys" to give them a "clue" which they would always solve, "just in the nick of time"

Captain Scarlet, He's Invincible...

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

doobie scale

1. The sizes of different doobies
(1. Asian Skinny)
(2. Turkish Thin)
(3. Frenchy Fagg)
(4. Albanian Chub)
(5. Chowder Chub)
(6. Swedish Shwamm Rapp)
(7. German Jaloppy)
(8. Polish Pot Sticker)
(9. Polish Dub)
(10. Polish Phatty)

John: Hey bro, what size is that on the doobie scale?

Jim: i think thats a German Jaloppy.

by Crizzle McGizzle May 3, 2008

fail scale

a scale represented by Failions that measures fail in all matters applied

note: failions can go into negative, as well as be represented by the metric system's notations (kili, mega, giga, et cetera)

Person 1: "How would you grade The Happening on the fail scale?"

Person 2: "About 3.5 kilifailions, what about you?"

Person 1: "I actually liked it, I'd say -7 failions."

Person 2: "You just earned a gigafailion, good job."

by iNhibotor March 20, 2009

Kincade Scale

A logarithmic scale measuring drag pageantry ineptitude. First coined to describe the owner of two failed drag pageantry systems. The scale runs from 1 to 10 with 1 denoting minor miscues grading upwards as corruption and incompetence increases all the way to a 10 for a total and complete drag pageantry disaster. Each step denotes a logarithmic increase of 10 fold.In other words a 10 is 100 times WORSE than an 8 on this scale..

Girl, that pageant was a hot mess. It rated at least a 9 on the Kincade Scale.

Dateline, Pennsylvania. The drag pageantry world was rocked by a rash of incompetence in a short lived drag pageantry system. Drag queens in the know rated it a full-blown faux pas by giving it a 10 on the Kincade Scale !

by binydeamon March 22, 2009

Sexness Scale

On a scale from 1-10,1 being the worst, 10 being the highest. How hot and good someone is during sexual intercourse.

I've had that girl before,on the sexness scale,she's a 7.

by LeahNicole April 6, 2009

pH scale

The pH scale (always written with a small p and a capital H) is the scale used to determine how acidic or alkaline a substance is.

It goes from 1 to 14. 1 being very acidic, and 14 being very alkaline. 7 is neutral.

Dude! Did you see that corrosive acid! It must have been 1 on the pH scale!

by Science dewd April 4, 2010