shit sniff

(V) The act of snorting shit mixed with coke off a strippers ass. Preferably in Las Vegas.

Dude, I'm so wired from that shit sniff off that strippers dirty blue waffle ass.

by english cunt November 2, 2012

Trout sniffer

Someone who smells the inside a female's underwear

My boyfriend is such a trout sniffer he always smells my panties

by Ilovechuyg December 1, 2018

bland sniffa

One who sniffs a heinous amount of bland. (Bland as in ones own brand). Or one who enjoys blanding on other people.

1. Ronnie smiled delightfully as his bland blew across Shelisha's face and through her hair.
2. Ronnie: Shelisha, would you be inclined to sniffing my bland?
Shelisha: Of course, Ronnie!
Ronnie: (farts in her face)
3. Shelisha's bland sounded quite wet and produced a great amount of anal leakage on Ronnie's chest following their butt sex experimentation.

by Davey S. June 29, 2005

cunt sniffer

one who sniffs cunts

"yo cunt sniffer sniff my cunt"

by J Hizzle December 1, 2005

sniff

An expression used in the modern era of text messaging to signify a melodramatic sad feeling as succintly as possible.

(Upon the text message recipient not having called or texted recently) Where are you? Sniff :o(

by sk1984 January 12, 2007

stiffington

A staunch, steadfast person. Commonly refered to as a 'stiff.'

My teacher would not accept my homework, he is a real stiffington.

by HawtSauce October 5, 2006

stiffener

(noun) Someone or something which attracts attention, particularly in relation to male sexual arousal.

"Hey, she's hot."
"Yeah, she's definitely a stiffener."

by Kroxman November 15, 2007