nutty-squirrel

🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".

It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!

I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.

I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!

by Mathew Aphasia November 10, 2021

Hungry Squirrel

Ejaculating on your female companion's chest, and then make her consume this "chest nut".

I gave my girlfriend a hungry squirrel last night, it was nuts.

by Buff Man Squilliam April 24, 2019

Screaming squirrel

When you scratch at the butthole, like a squirrel, and then shove the "nuts" inside.

I heard pablo screaming and asked his girlfriend what happened; turns out she was giving him a screaming squirrel

by Dangusdee April 11, 2023

Dirt Squirrel

A Yee-Yee motherfucker, typically a male, who drives a shitty truck, wears boots and a Confederate flag hat everyday.

"Did you see that Dirt Squirrel trying to do a burnout in his rusted out f150?"

by Csmax August 13, 2019

Squirrel stash

When a tweaker comes over to your house for an extended period of time and decides to steal from you so they collect the items that they want to take and stash them out of sight but easily accessible and near the door they plan on exiting from. Very much like a squirrel does with the nuts it collects.

Meghan fluffed the pillows on the couch and found Clint's latest squirrel stash underneath them.

"i cant find my eyeliner," said Leslie.
"jen must have squirrel stashed it on you. ill help you look. come on." Meghan replied

by DaMamaNasty May 9, 2022

squirrel pecker

Verb. Forcing Data into crazy situations. Like a squirrel jams nuts into places they should not fit.

"How are we going to get all this customer data into Salesforce?"

- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"

by StPeteRoper August 23, 2019

fart squirrel

A skunk - See various memes

Did you see that fart squirrel over there in the bushes?!

by Biffosscott November 17, 2015