Stick my churro in your soft taco

A very polite and very Mexican way of saying "put my penis in her vagina." Aka the cholo's mating call.

Carlos: "Hola chica, por favor let me stick my churro in your soft taco."

Chica: "Oh sí, only if you squirt on some of your special sauce!"

by SC Locin' August 23, 2014

I didn't know I was playing church league softball

A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011

Here is your bourbon and coke sir.

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was playing church league softball.

by Krynja August 20, 2013

Sofia Boutella

Probably the best dancer in the world, dances in Nike Women comercials and conventions, in Madonna's and other famous stars' videos. She is also one of the sexiest women ever.She is originally from France, but has Arabic origin.

Sofia Boutella is the hottest dancer ever.

by joxy January 16, 2008

Sofia

Sofia has the most beautiful smile ever. Her teeth are perfect sized!!!!!!! She loves athletics and social outings. Most likely shy but crazy when you get to know her. Sofia is boy crazy and will drive her friends crazy by talking all the time about her latest "friend". Sofia is a very picky. You are lucky if she stays with you for more than two weeks. She has self respect and will never do anything that negatively affects herself to please someone else.

But if you are right for her she will treat you like a prince. Sofia will make the best of friend and will always make things a little more interesting.

P.s. She loves candy corn and orange chicken!!!!

Sofia is a beauty

by Llamaaaaaaaa16668 June 5, 2018

Softhenic Petals

Softhenic Petals is a docile sword clan with some of the nicest and funniest members. If you ally with them you better bet they got your back when you need help with events. Softhenic Petals is a clan that doesn't need exploiters or degenerates but a community with fun and opportunities.

What is a good newgen clan?
Softhenic Petals is a good clan!

by ExoticPetai October 21, 2021

soft cow

Mildly aroused. Like a semi-erect penis.

I have soft cow from that skank rubbing my junk.

by Special Que January 4, 2008

Soft horny

Soft horny is when you are horny in a soft way for someone else. Being horny for love and affection.

"I am so soft horny for you!"

by Yunominu June 24, 2020