sleep sexing

Similar to sleep walking, sleep sexing is when two people copulate while being asleep. Usually they wake up in the middle and figure out what's going on then after it's over fall back asleep. Later on they might even think it was a dream.

boy: so I had this amazing dream that we had sex this morning!

girl: yeah that really happened

boy: dude we were totally sleep sexing!

by anonymouse krazy January 20, 2009

Sleep Texter

1. -Noun- One who texts so much that they will unconsciously text someone.
-Usually a mix of nonsense words strung together or even random letters

Ah zombue slpxisnon not mnys faukmlt
^^Prime Example of a Sleep Texter's Message^^

by Shaecole January 2, 2009

Beauty sleep

Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to look good when he or she gets up in the morning.

Cuddy: You look like hell! Are you sick?

House: I'm fine. I just didn't sleep last night. And here, you probably thought that 'beauty sleep' is just a woman's term. Sexist pig."

by sysonpyh July 2, 2009

go to sleep

1. When you get into bed and your mind drifts away into dreams and Rapid Eye Movement.
2. To die (murdered.)

Murder Inc is gonna get murdered and go to sleep.

by B-Drac September 28, 2003

Lesbian Sleepover

A Lesbian Sleepover occurs when two heterosexual individuals, who might otherwise engage in sexual activity, opt to spend the night cuddling. The next morning is often a continuation of the non-sexual contact, with intermittent dry humping. In extreme cases, an over-the-pants hand job may be introduced. It is important to note that absence of penetration is replaced with frequent, if not constant discussions. The only known cure for a Lesbian Sleepover is gabblejacking, which tears down the hookup barrier instantaneously.

I had a Lesbian Sleepover last night, but I did get an OTPHJ.

by OTPHJ Fan October 16, 2012

sleeve

arm covered in tattoos (look at tommy lee)

"i heard jon got some ink"
"yea he's got a full sleeve now"

by emohammers December 10, 2003

wizards sleeve

A baggy fanny (may have an echo). usually showing signs of age and wear,in to which your wand fits, easily, but is far from a magical experience.
# is akin to throwing a sausage down the Channel tunnel
# See bucket fanny

why that slag of mine has such a large wizards sleeve she cant fit the sagging mess of a minge skin and piss flap in her pants so it hangs and whistles when she walks, leaving a smell of decomposing fish downwind

by chap your lady October 25, 2003