scrattocks

the general insult for arse fingerers

eurrgh your fingers stinck you scrattock

by martyn and leo April 16, 2004

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

A maxim of local politics.

I need this paving contract, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

by Bearinwoods, P.E. July 15, 2003

Scratch

1) An effeminate acting gay male.
2) A 'girly guy' or drama queen.

Christ, that male flight attendant is such a fucking scratch. He couldn't act more gay if he tried! Everytime he ssssaysss a ssentensse his ss's sound like he has a huge cock bitch-slapping the left side of his mouth.

by Mark2910 April 17, 2008

ball scratching

What a Pakistani cricketer does and thinks its parts of the rules when playing Cricket, when it is clearly against the rules of Cricket.

Past notorious cheats of cricket include:

Mohammed Asif (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shoaib Akhtar (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shahid Afridi (ball scratching)

Aussie: Hey paki why u ball scratching?

Paki: Its part of the rules, cricket jihad handbook. This is how we won T20 World cup.

by AussieOyeOye February 1, 2010

Bear claw scratches

Stretch marks. The red "lines" on fat areas.

That bitch has some bear claw scratches between her legs!

by Dave123 July 23, 2008

Scrat

English slander or slang for Penis

You are a scrat...You are a dick!
Dont be a scrat
you are a scrat end

by Luke Keogh - Duffman June 8, 2005

scratcher

A term used to describe a women that pretty much everyone you know has been through!
The village bike.
A bit of a slag/slut/whore.
A woman who has a natural ability to separate the act of sex from the emotion.

John: "Do you know Tina from accounting?"
Paul: "Yeh, she's a bit of a scratcher"
John: "You nailed her as well? Nice!"

by Glad June 1, 2007