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screwed up

A song from Ludacris' recent album:
Chicken -N- Beer
I feel betta than i eva felt before (ah)
Intoxicated but maintainin self control(ahh)
I took a swig I had a jug
Jug-a-lug I'm loud and clear
I had some bud I lit it up and then i made it disappear
Cause my magic tricks are so fabulous the sh*t's hazerdous got ameturs smokin canibus if you mad at this d*mn it then

Fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)

I'm screwed up
by Breyanna January 31, 2004
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screwie louie

an adjective that describes something that is not working right or not doing what its supposed to. gay, fucked up
what the fuck, the printers all screwy louie again.
by euphoria August 27, 2005
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Screw Manchu

the Fu Manchu of the hearts
a male that is such an asshole so that he can be discribed as pure evil. well, everybody knows that women are atracted to guys that are assholes, but a Screw Manchu is such a badass piece of shit- girls can't resist him, no way!
betty was screwed by another asshole yesterday night. this time she got the jackpot, this guy was a Screw Manchu.
by sgrDD March 16, 2008
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quest screwed

V.

1. The act of usurping the winning spot of a reality show by doing one great performance while doing not as well as other performers in previous weeks.

2. When an inconsistent or lesser performing individual overshadows a consistently well performing individual because the inconsistent individual recently had a great performance.

Origins: The phrase is inspired by America's Best Dance Crew. Quest Crew were announced the winners though they were not as good as Beat Freakz most of the season. Quest Crew, however, had a better finale routine than Beat Freakz, thus quest screwing Beat Freakz.
1)ABDC

A: I don't get how Beat Freakz lost! They were the best crew for the last five weeks!

B: Well everyone voted for Quest Crew because their last performance was better..

A: They got Quest Screwed, dude.

2) SYTYCD

A: I didn't think Jeanine Mason was going to win.

B: Her last solo was the best, so she quest screwed everyone.

3) I hate it when Rick does nothing for weeks then pulls out a good idea near the end of the project. The boss gets all excited but forgets that I have been doing all the work until now!! He loves quest screwing me in the ass.
by Riri Sa August 5, 2011
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gas station screwdriver

The cheap-ass version of a screwdriver, made short-handed with ingredients from the convenient store section of a gas station: usually a gallon of off-brand orange drank and a fifth of burnett's vodka.
Guy 1: ..dude you just passed ABCs.
Guy 2: i know, my mom only gave me 10 bucks so we're going to Valero's and making gas station screwdrivers.
by FatPappy December 2, 2010
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Section 8 screwdriver

Damn bitch, taint nuttin to mix the vodka wit...... Awwww shit... Section 8 screwdriver
by chick wagon snatcher March 24, 2011
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screw the bull

Alcoholic Drink consisting of Red Bull, Vodka and Orange Juice.
A Screwdriver with Red Bull in it. Hence Screw the Bull
by Pirate Ron June 1, 2006
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