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fortune cookie rule

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.
You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.
by Mr. Stabby March 16, 2005
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rule 27

If a rule cannot be explained in a minimum of 6 lines, it can no longer be clarified as a rule.
Rule 303

Rule 303 made famous by Harry "Breaker" Morant and Englishman living in Australia at the start of the 20th century who enlisted in the Australian Armed Forces to help the British fight a war with the Boer's in South Africa.

Random guy "Rule 27 gtfo"
by Recycle Bin123 February 16, 2009
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rule of 3

The rule of 3 states how men overstate and women understate their number of sexual partners.

When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had, multiply a woman's answer by 3, because a woman wouldn't want to seem like a slut. When a man answers, divide the number he gives by 3, because he wants to seem like a player.
Josh said he'd made it with 3 women this year? Rule of 3: that really means he made it with one, or zero.
by Moggraider May 28, 2008
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Rule Number One

A: "I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there playing video games. She looks lonely."
B: "Better not do that, man."
A: "What? Why not?"
B: "Rule Number One."
by yaolinglingjiu October 17, 2009
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rule 2

If a rule restricts something that has no conceivable point, it will be broken.
Kid: -stuffing tissues into mouth-
Teacher: That's not allowed
Kid: Sorry, rule 2, lady.
by Matt :3 March 10, 2008
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rule 303

Short version of martin herrity's short story:
If you have the means to do it, you may do it
who said you could just come in here with your three body builder friends and throw my stuff out the window,you dont have the right.......Answer yes we do Rule 303
by attlulululululu January 12, 2011
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Rule 34S

Guy: Dude! You can't make Sesame Street pr0n! It's for kids!
Dude: Rule 34S
Guy: Damn
by Damaster00777 April 26, 2011
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