Resimpluvised

Resimpluvised means That the future is already here today, that's it.

1: -Wow, This year is really Resimpluvised.
2: -Well then Jonny, I give any more chances for you.
1: -can we make out?
2: -fuck yeah
*makes out*

*meanwile at 3's house*

1&2: -So 3, We Are Now Gay

3: - Oh, Im Asexual And Lesbian.

2: -Good For You I Guess.

1: -Atleast 4,5 and 6 are Bi, Non-Binary, Trans. :3

by TheOneAndOnlySys June 2, 2022

resignations

New UK time measurement .. Relates to rapid 2022 British MP's deserting of Party ship. Even more relevant after PM resigned finally. A short period of time.

I was on the crapper in Bradford after a big curry night. Fairly quick.. only took 2 resignations to purge myself.

by Tassie2 July 7, 2022

Residual Bitches

Intoxicated female patrons remaining at an event after the band has left and the show has concluded

The band is done, let’s get these residual bitches and bounce

by MPD DD DD August 6, 2022

Resi

Resi is a term used to refer the residential care facilities i.e. homes of children in care

Hey, do you work in resi?

by Enfociennwowke September 6, 2022

Reiona

The most special person on the whole world

You have a lot of beautiful hidden and not hidden traits, you must be Reiona

by I@n_srn September 17, 2022

Resination

The resin at the mouth end of a joint or a spliff

Brother: Hey brother, what's this brown shit at the end of this joint?
Other Brother: That's the resination.

by Sister7685 September 17, 2022

resido

Refers to da assorted yucky "stinks to High Heaven" flotsam and jetsam dat litters an area or situation as a result of one or more individuals' dishonest/selfish/careless actions.

Oliver North spoke of financial "residuals", but da entire Iran-Contra scandal surely left behind a whale of a lot more messy/embarrassing "residos" than merely what Ollie was discussing!

by QuacksO September 29, 2022