Republican

A Republican is typically a whiny middle aged white Christian male who is unable to adapt to change. They are afraid of: homosexuals and their homosexual agenda, Muslims, Mexicans, blacks, teenagers, lesbians, and "tyrannical" government.

All Republicans secretly believe that an ass-kicking killing machine lIves under their jeans shorts and short sleeved button up shirts and so they all WORSHIP guns. Guns and the Bible and the 'Murican flag! Republicans are about as subtle as a Mack truck.

Despite the fact that they are all ostensibly Christian and should be generous in spirit and ever-willing to turn the other cheek, Republicans are obsessed with the possibility that some one might be skating by on their hard work.

In short Republicans are like that one loud mouth uncle everybody has. He likes to act tough, but he's 120 lbs. overweight and he runs out of breath on his way to the buffet. Some of em are okay...

"Goddammit Lulabelle, we vote Republican in this trailer! Now I don't wanna hear one more word about Beee-rawk Obaawwma or you're gonna get the belt!"

by Johnny ET May 17, 2018

Republican

These are your racists, they all seemed to have an impaired view on actual politics. These guys seem to constantly discriminate race, gender, and even sexuality.

Person 1: I can't believe that old Republican got us fired!
Person 2: Its because he's a fucking sexist perv!

by MattDontLieToMe December 6, 2018

Undercover Republican

A person who appears to be liberal but censors one's freedom of expression(usually a comment on Myspace or facebook) because it is information that person wishes to withold from the public.

"I can't believe you deleted my comment about your major crush on Dennis. You're such an undercover Republican!"

by Judy MiCha December 9, 2008

Democratic Republic of the Congo

When a person writes Democratic Republic is the Congo it means they want to fuck you

Friend 1: Democratic Republic of the Congo
Friend 2: You gay bro?

by _whiteboyal_ June 14, 2019

The democratic people's republic of Korea

It was opposite day in Korea, its just North Korea

the democratic people's republic of Korea, is an uno reverse gone wrong

by HalfSICKO April 12, 2021

how Republican

a saying used to describe anything out-dated, backward, or relating to the Republican party

George says, "Lets go to the bowling alley."

John replies smugly, "How Republican."

by Mungus February 17, 2004

Republicratitarian

Is a political stance that combines the best, and worst, of all three major US political parties. It also serves as a title that you can give yourself if you are not very political but want to impress someone who is asking about your political views or activism. Aligning with all three parties can serve as a way to sound more political than you actually are or a deterrant to scare a potential political elitist away.

Keysha: "So what political party do you align with?"

Trevor: "I do not claim one particular party, I am a Republicratitarian"

by gadflyjones November 11, 2010