Pantooie

The God that weilds 12 penises, and each one is longer than the other 11.

Pantooie has graced me with the power of his almighty 12 penises.

by thenameofpantooie June 17, 2010

Phantoon

FAN+TOON 'pHa$t0n: To do a big full daily loaf in the porcelain palace.

I just phantooned in my pants!

by Beatchef October 15, 2011

phantom pooper

When an individual gets so drunk that he/she shits in a place besides the toilet, but no one remembers who, why, or when.

becky: "hey, what's that smell?"
rachel: "i think the phantom pooper has returned..."

by orangutanlover804x September 9, 2011

phantom sound

a sound that one seems to hear although there is no sound at all.

“Did you hear a sound?’ “No, it’s a phantom sound, my honey.”

by uttam maharjan November 22, 2011

Phantom Sipper

Someone who doesn't finish their alcohol before they open a new can/bottle and then doesn't admit that the unfinished drinks are theirs. This results in numerous half-full drinks left lying around.

John: "Who keeps leaving these half-full bottles around?"

Ben(Phantom Sipper): "Not me."

John: "Someone is a phantom sipper!"

by HH_Reezy January 18, 2013

Phantom music

When you can still hear a song playing, even after you've turned it off. It seems as if you can really hear it, and causes you to check if you ever really turned the music off.

I was listening to his singing before bed, but after I turned it off, I heard phantom music.. Creepy

by Int3llect March 2, 2015

phantomghost

The act of disappearing quickly and inconspicuously; to vanish without warning

And when the cops finally got there, that nigga went phantomghost!

by Lance Typhon July 15, 2015