Postevaluatocogniremordiscombobilitousreflectalgiadysquanderfluxia

The uneasy feeling you get after writing an exam, knowing damn well you are not making it out alive.

"And? How did your exam go?"
"I think I did well, but Bob is suffering from Postevaluatocogniremordiscombobilitousreflectalgiadysquanderfluxia."

by zeeksdicktionary October 7, 2024

poster's madness

When someone gets a following (usually small, but it can be any size) on a social media site and it turns them into an insane diva who thinks they are far more important than they are, both to the social media site and to the world.

Early users of Bluesky often succumbed to poster's madness after getting just a thousand followers.

by The Madness of Posters November 7, 2024

poster child

A mural-sized painting or photo of an attractive youngster.

Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.

by QuacksO December 2, 2023

Posting

the dilatory friction between witnessing the truth and witnessing the inability to act on the truth

Today I was posting and witnessing like the angel of history

by Angelvape December 3, 2023

postitude

Short form of "positive attitude", definitely not related to another word

We need to practice postitude with friends and strangers in our daily lives.

by yasian37 March 7, 2024

pootie doo

Somewhere on your body, you dont want to be hit.

Caught-tamn, she hit brah in the pootie doo!

by ShermanGoneHaveRelation April 1, 2024

Poster cock

A cock that's so sexy every girl deserves to have a poster on her wall of it

Edwins has a daydream kinda dick that needs to be on a poster so All the girls can masterbate to it , Rachel loves to daydream when she looks at her very own poster cock on the wall of Edwin

by Rachel Lambdin April 14, 2024