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False Positive

The act of pushing aside normal emotions and facts that are sad, unhappy or bad.

Showing positive emotions or positivity has become a new form of moral correctness.

Natural emotions and opinions about something that are not positive are now seen as bad.

Ever noticed on FB how many are doing the "10 Days Gratitude" Challenge? And other challenges that pushes themselves to become a better self? I get that and it's great.

See how many likes a post on facebook gets when it is a picture of someone on a holiday, birthday, a pretty cake, etc. That's all great too.

Now, when someone even whispers something that is unpleasant to know, even if it is the truth, most people start running off in different directions, as if someone just threw a grenade on the floor.

Modern norms have indoctrinated us to identify, categorize and label speaking the truth about bad things as negative behaviour. And they have learnt to avoid "negative people". Heard of the term "Don't shoot the messenger?"
Embracing good things while avoidance of the bad is plain denial. A false positive behaviour.
by Dribee May 4, 2018
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e-posit

When you deposit a check to your bank account using an online app. Past tense is "e-posited".
Yeah, I'm almost ready to go to lunch, just let me e-posit this check and then we can leave.
by luvmyreddog February 8, 2018
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Nun Position

Giraffe: Lets fuck and do the nun position
Kenan: Hell yeah!
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corona positive

When someone attacked by corona (COVID-19🦠😷) ... He/she became corona positive 🥺🥺 in hindi - balle balle saava saava fokat ki chuti mil gayi lol 🤣
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X-factor position

When a male enter the female from the missionary position, then the male slides his chest and legs off her body so that the males pelvis is in the same location but your limbs form an “X” with the females legs.
Last night me and my girl had a blast,if it wasn't for the X-factor position she wouldn't have felt more of your body in motion.
by Da Freaky King May 21, 2017
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Indiana Missionary Position

When two people have sex laying on their sides and facing each other. Named so because Indiana residences tend to have their electrical outlets sideways as opposed to the standard vertical alignment found elsewhere.
James: Hey man, how did your date go?

Jimmie: Pretty well, we ended up doing the Indiana Missionary Position back at her place since she’s a Hoosier.
by Ed Huntet February 12, 2022
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The Ankha Position

The Ankha Position is where you play the Ankha Zone music and do the things Ankha does to the villager in THAT video.
Frank:Dude,me and my girlfriend did The Ankha Position last night
Tom:bro that’s so weird,or cool,I don’t know how I should react,how do you do it?
Frank:just watch Ankha Zone and play the music then let her do whatever the cat did to the villager.
Tom:alright bet
by The gayest clown July 15, 2022
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