Porch Gook

A lazy and dumb asian.

“I want my daughter to marry a Stanford Korean man like Dr. Bradley Kim, not some common porch gook like ‘Cooter’ Park.”

by crjoker December 30, 2024

porch burger

A slur describing someone in the inner city, likely unemployed and overweight, who spends their days on his/her porch or stoop drinking and cat calling women

Stay off state street today, it’s filled with porch burgers

by Parker Parker December 31, 2024

porcafix

The ladys man who is good at everything he does.

muzz (milf huzz): "woahh, is that porcafix? Hes so awesome and talented and cool. He should put a kid in me fr"

by dorkit January 20, 2025

Perchanceasaurus

Perchanceasaurus is slang for perchance with a neat and nifty spin

I Perchanceasaurus rex may have forgotten my inputs

by BREDREN BACKUPPER February 7, 2026

Porkhance

Its not a definitive yes or no its somewhere in the middle

Will you be in attendance tonight? Porkhance ill let you know.

by ppsuckermon39 February 25, 2026

Porch python

Long snaked man sitting on a porch calling all the honeys

That nigga is a porch python

by Whiteear March 15, 2026

porccas

Pork carcass

Wth is that a porccas?????

by Porccus fanclub February 10, 2025