Porkhance

Its not a definitive yes or no its somewhere in the middle

Will you be in attendance tonight? Porkhance ill let you know.

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perchance

Is Mario an evil man? Perchance.

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Perhaps, and possibly.

Often used in line with Mayhaps and Forsooth.

Him: I see that look in your eyes...are you up to something sinister?

You: Mayhaps...perchance...forsooth.

perchance by Sal D April 24, 2007

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It can be used in multiple ways, mainly from a question.

Hey wanna go to a movie?
Perchanceable

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The act of a pig humping a cow. If it is not a cow, then it doesn't classify as a porkhammer.

I think I saw a porkhammer today.

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Perhance, Used like possibly but in a more formal manner. Or maybe you want to be mysterious.

“Did you get the stock imports in?” “Perhance boss.”

“Do you think the economy is going to crash ?”

“Perhance it might happen we know not yet”

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Meaning fat and/or ugly. A figure of speech containing an implied comparison of a person's face to a swine.

X: Hey, you know that girl Helen? I think she weighs like 123 lbs."
Y: Yeah. She's such a porkface.

Porkface by ughhhhhhhhhhh November 22, 2010

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