Angry Poon

1. A vagina suffering from an infection that causes throbbing, burning, soreness and/or discharge.
2. A female who is into S&M-type intercourse.

1. My poon is angry.

2. This chick gave me some angry poon last night.

by Cakelessa January 2, 2012

poon glazed

the sparkling shine that coates ones face after a massive chomp on ones poontang.

man! she"s got enough glaze to plaster every pole in t dot with advertising she shure poon glazed me

by steve cryds October 22, 2006

poon rash

Razor burn in the Female genital area

I rather my girlfriend go with the bush, cuz everytime she shaves she gets the poon rash and she won't give me nutin for days.

by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 8, 2009

Poon-town

A slang and shorter way to say let’s have sex.

I want to take you to poon-town

by Phoon town May 5, 2021

Poon Vomit

The extremely odoriferous, purulent discharge emanating from a vagina. Poon vomit is a clear indicator that the vagina is sick and requires maintenance from certified vagino-mechanic.

Signs that poon vomit are present include a foul odor similar to an open can of tuna left in a Dodge Omni in 95 degree heat for 7 days, frothy accumulation around the vaginal opening that looks Cujo wrapped in panties, and a putrid taste (if you are unlucky enough to have discovered it via oral inspection).

douPoor Mom, she must not be feeling well. She's dripping poon vomit everywhere!

by Rev. Stephen December 7, 2010

New Poon

Being a straight male going to watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm going to go watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon tonight. Wanna come?

Guy 2: Really? You're such a New Poon

by NeverwillseeTwilight November 20, 2009

Spotted Poon

some dirty fat sluts freckled pussy that is so full of disease that your dick will melt off right after penetration. Herpes are easily mistaken as the freckles that dot her pussy.

Person 1: Damn dog i had sex with that one slut kayla and my dick melted off.
Person 2: I told you man she has got a spotted poon should have listened to the other thirty guys with no dicks now.

by Chad Chesire December 28, 2007