putting things in the attic

face banging your wife in the short windows that your baby is not being a jerk

Robert and I are just putting things in the attic while Ollie naps

by Salty McDolphil August 18, 2016

putin effect

Change destiny with lies.

The putin effect means to disrupt the outcome of a sacred act.

The Trump campaign was defined by the putin effect.

by HostRep January 7, 2017

Putin'd

Fooled by Putin

Oh no! Putin secretly stole my cookie! I have been Putin'd!

by Pink Putin April 28, 2017

Putinkach

This is President Trump's favorite light and flaky dessert.

President Trump enjoys relaxing after dinner with covfefe and putinkach.

by lazy lady June 3, 2017

pataino

Biped animal, originally from Puerto Rico, with great affinity for animals of the same genre.

He is a mix of pato and taino, pataino

by Chuck 17 July 13, 2017

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

putinning

The sudden act of going shirtless. Rugged manly shirtlessness.

"Putinning was his only option to impress the likes of the sexy young woman".

by ..T$.. August 14, 2017