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Falcon Punch

Verb. To use an extremely epic move or tactic in anything that grants the user instant victory.
Example One:
Teacher: The atomic bomb ended the war when it was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In a sense, we basically Falcon Punch'd the Japanese so that we don't have to drag the war out any longer.

Example Two:
Michael: So I was playing poker with John the other night, and I had a three of a kind of fives on the last hand.
James: Did you win?
Michael: No. He pulled a goddamn straight flush out of his ass and won the game.
James. Damn man! He Falcon Punch'd you!
by John D. Heisenberg May 15, 2013
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Nonce Punched

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily
You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched
by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020
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itchy punch

When your homie hits you and it doesn’t hurt, just itches.
We got drunk the other night and Lucy gave me that itchy punch right on the arm.
by RagingReptar December 6, 2020
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Scurvy punch

A punch to the mouth resulting in symptoms comparable to scurvy:
Formation of spots on the lips, spongy gums, and bleeding from loss of teeth.
A person with the ailment looks pale, feels weak as piss, and is momentarily immobilised.
Did you see that fight on the weekend? Thomsy got scurvy punched by a pirate.
by Bigbuckferret October 16, 2008
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Joy punch

When you are so excited, that you can't help but punching things around you i.e. the air, a person, a chair, etc.
Lane: "I got so excited, I couldn't help but joy punch."
by Lex_1337 August 17, 2017
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Punches to Ground

When the Canadian King sees someone threatening his little alpha cutie.
Person 1: Hey you get lost!
Person 2: Hey don’t talk to alpha like that. “Baddie”
Person 1: Whatcha gonna do about it?
Person 2: This! *Punches to Ground* “Baddie”
by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 29, 2023
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Gorilla Punching

The act of taking your own fecal matter and shoving into the rectum of your enemy or sexual partner.
I'm going to clap your cheeks and then I will commence Gorilla Punching you like you very much so deserve.
by Grossman27 October 27, 2018
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