Punches to Ground

When the Canadian King sees someone threatening his little alpha cutie.

Person 1: Hey you get lost!
Person 2: Hey don’t talk to alpha like that. “Baddie”
Person 1: Whatcha gonna do about it?
Person 2: This! *Punches to Ground* “Baddie”

by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 29, 2023

punch a bug

A game that was played on long road trips. To pass time while stuck in a vehicle, passengers would scan the highway, streets or roads in search of a Volkswagen Beetle. Also known as a bug. The moment that you see one you point it out and punch the other passengers while saying "Punch a Bug". The object is to find the Bug before everyone else do you can punch others and avoid being punched yourself. This game is similar to "Out of State License Plate".

Group of friends taking a long car ride some where....
Friend 1 " Punch a Bug!!"

Friend 2 and Friend driving " Hey what the hell man why u hitting us? "

Friend 1 " ha ha, i saw it first! look theres a yellow Bug in the other lane."
Friend 2 "oh you wanna play Punch a Bug? Well its on now! "
Friend driving,"you both are going to lose cuz I can see from my rearview mirriors"

by Citychick213 April 20, 2017

Gorilla Punching

The act of taking your own fecal matter and shoving into the rectum of your enemy or sexual partner.

I'm going to clap your cheeks and then I will commence Gorilla Punching you like you very much so deserve.

by Grossman27 October 27, 2018

carl punch

when you beat the crap out of carl

who wants to meet up and do a carl punch later

by SHMOOPERS December 2, 2016

grundel punch

the act of sneaking up behind a man dropping to your knees and uppercutting him in the back regrion of his nut sac, at the same time yelling "GRUNDEL"!

"GRUNDEL Punch!!!!"

(poor soul)- "what the...." drops to floor

by how'sithanging101 June 11, 2009

punch in the pants

Going to get laid!!!

You want a punch in the pants??

by Chimperdomp Rapow January 10, 2018

punch a dolphin

Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense.

"I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin."

"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".

"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."

by NittyGritty May 30, 2018