Prison wallet

A place to store children.

Zach have got all the children in his prison wallet.

by King albert III October 6, 2023

prison corndog

When you go to jail and engage in anal sex. And your partner shits on your dick, but had corn and nuts the night before.

"You new here? How about you ask your cell mate if you can try the prison corndogs."

by Down and Dirty and Flirty October 13, 2023

Prison

What prison did I go to? Oh, I don't know, what do they call the place they send you when you don't get caught committing crimes because you're not a fucking retard? Not that I commit crimes. I don't even speed.

Hym "I don't know. You tell me prison expert? What's the name of that prison? Where they send the people they haven't caught committing any crimes? What do they call it? 'Not a second-class citizen penitentiary?' Is that it? Hey, which prison did we go to?"

Iam "Ummmm... We didn't."

Hym "Oh! Right! I guess the prison expert wouldn't know the name of it then."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

Prison wet willy

Penetration, prison style

Ayo, what are you doing after work? You want a prison wet Willy?

by Big Papacito90 May 28, 2021

Female Prisoners

Are getting raped... But so are male prisoners... So... There's some equality for you bitch. The men also can't escape their circumstances. Enjoy.

Hym "There it is! I've been waiting for the 'female prisoners are getting raped rhetoric.' MALE prisoners are getting raped. Oh, wait! I forgot! Things are only wrong when they happen to women. I forgot men (Who women don't fuck especially) are completely disposable. Enjoy equality bitch. And getting mocked. And losing to the worst 'men'. And piss on the toilet seat. Hahahahaha!'

by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

Prison Hole

Your butthole
Where people in prison sneak in their belongings.

Erin: I can’t sneak this in!
Mikayla: Just hide it in your prison hole.
Mikey: I hide stuff in my prison hole all the time.

by Kayla411 June 16, 2024

Prison Strawberry

Prison Strawberry - the 2 words you don't want to hear when you get into intake. This is going to be the guy that has all the drugs and other such contraband but he doesn’t use conventional payment, for these items you need to give away your innocence.

Hey is that the Prison Strawberry, Steve? yeah just make sure you have what you need.

by Quincey DelRoy May 31, 2022