Ten Pound Brown

A Massive analfish that you are shocked even made it out without tearing. A bowl plugger, a brick. Plunger material.

"Dude, i just gave birth to a ten pound brown."

by Rhodeisland11 November 19, 2011

thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.

Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.

by John_Mason January 9, 2012

Wreck Pound

When Allen gets drunk and pounds the shit out of some chick so when she wakes up she feels like she's been in a car wreck. Allen is a badass mo fo and will wreck pound you if he gets the chance when he's drunk, it's a pounding you will never forget because you may need medical treatment.

Damn, that chick looks like she got Wreck Pounded last night!!!

by aa01 November 13, 2012

forty pound challenge

When a single man is offered a pair of used jeans that should fit and he discovers they don't. This discovery prompts the individual to lose forty pounds over a pre-determined period of time, thus beginning the forty pound challenge.

Austin: Hey Ace, try on these pants, if they don't fit I'm gonna toss them.

Ace: Damn, these are way too tight. They would have fit a few years ago, I guess it's time to start a forty pound challenge.

by Tarbargain January 14, 2014

shame pound

When you wake up drink the coagulated cocktail on your nightstand from the night before.

When she woke up this morning she shame pounded her grey hound from the night before. It's funny cause it's true.

by Slick Mickey November 6, 2015

Cunt pound

14.7 ounces.

She asked for a pound, but she was such a bitch I gave her a cunt pound.

by Cranberry Jenkins April 22, 2016

ten pound pants

A pair of pants of any style: Jeans, Casual, Dress, Etc... that a person buys when they expect to lose weight. Often these pants are found, squeezed into, and purchased with the intention of losing ten pounds so that they can be comfortably worn. Often these pants are found hanging in closets for years before being scornfully donated or just thrown away in disgust.

I grabbed a pair of 36/30 ten pound pants. I'm gonna lose the weight, I swear. When I lose ten pounds I should be able to rock these.

by Sweeturkraut April 2, 2017