pooped up

1. A period of time when attempts to thoroughly poop are frequent and unsuccessful. (usually 30 minute to 2 hour intervals)

2. When you think you are done pooping but you have to go again.
3. Can't completely poop but still poop out a lot of poo

Buster ate mom's enchiladas and now he's pooped up for days.

by sparky lawn star June 3, 2010

poopcrastinating

When you don't want to go back to work/whatever else you're doing, and proceed to stay on the toilet far too long looking at Facebook posts, Instagram pictures, news articles, playing 2048, etc. - often far longer than it has taken you to actually poop.
This may also be due to fear of wiping in some individuals.

Poopcrastinating in its various forms:

1) I had a bunch of TPS reports I didn't want to do, so I poopcrastinated on the toilet for a solid 20 minutes and got a new high score on candy crush.

2) I had a huge essay to write after I finished my Econ homework, but nature called and I proceeded to poopcrastinate for a half hour on instagram.

3) Person 1: "Where is Bob? He went to the bathroom a half an hour ago." Person 2: "He's probably poopcrastinating."

by Michael Mittelman December 20, 2014

Poopenfreude

German word for when you leave the dog alone for a couple hours and as soon as you come home you can smell the "treat" they left?

I opened the door to my home, when suddenly I had Poopenfreude.

by bostonjerk March 28, 2015

Poomergency

3, 2, 1 - poo

Give me the keys, I have a poomergency!

by MageOfSorts July 26, 2017

Pooberry

When your dog poops out whole undigested and unchewed blueberries, which stick to its anus and surrounding fur.

The dog scooches across the floor dragging its hind end, desperately trying to remove the pooberry.

by CestMoiLinh February 16, 2018

poobernating

Poobernating The act of sitting on the toilet until your legs go numb. Usually with a phone or tablet.

Dad’s been poobernating since getting home for work.

by Sdumas29 May 25, 2018

Poipers

the actual love of your entire life

I honestly have no idea what I would do if I did not meet my precious poipers. She is so dreamy and ideal. I'm the luckiest guy on earth to have met poipers.

by samdefran June 19, 2019