pooftart

an online modern warfare 2 player on the playstation network that is killing you

pooftart first blood!!

by hatchetly_wikked February 9, 2010

poofilajonktrastorp

the word you say when ur just frikkin bored

Joe: poofilajonktrastorp!

Bill: wtf man

Joe: just shut up man im bored

Bill: aight

by gumball323 July 28, 2010

PooFume

the residual aroma left in a bathroom after a woman has dressed for work, sprayed herself with perfume and then realizes she has to take a shit. When she exits the bathroom the remaining odor is a blend of poop and perfume. The result is "PooFume".

Your mother just left for work, I can tell it smells like "PooFume" in the bathroom.

by easterbunny November 28, 2011

Poofnis

Poofnis is a phrase that means wild or very fluffy hair.

"Your cat should be named Poofnis his hair is wild"

by FlyingWalrusPig November 23, 2012

Poofinating

To cause one to disappear or become unresponsive (that is, poof).

A: I was talking to Tanya on MSN when she just poofed! I think she got distracted by YouTube videos about cat.
B: Cat videos on the internet *are* a very poofinating substance.

by elCapitano December 18, 2012

Poofar

When you hold in a fart for ages and it turns out to be pooh.

Dude 1. "Block ya nose I've been holding this one in for ages!"
Dude 2. "Dude! That stinks! Is it crap?"
Dude 1. "Yeah, I think it's a poofar."

by Dr Language. March 13, 2014

pooflefloss

The little bit of toilet paper that sticks in the cleft of the buttocks, to be discovered later in the shower.

I hate it when I get pooflefloss in my duck butter.

by Pontos November 29, 2014