placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.

After seeing a placenta during my friend's wife's childbirth, I decided to become celibate.

by VikaasK September 26, 2008

Placid

When you start jerking off , and your Dick is limp.

(( clicks ad)) ohhh! This ad says for the most raw porno ever! ((Virus detection software pops up)) aw this left me completely placid!

by Formingsinger16 July 11, 2016

played out

To no longer want to play the dating game. To give up being a player

Bob: Dave's getting married, you know?
Mac: He must be played out

by Prometh August 4, 2005

Kent Place

The 2nd best all girl school is summit. They all are Oak Knoll wannabes, and they all wish they were good enough for Oak Knoll. They try to act all sluty but the boys form Delbarton are too good for them.

Girl 1- So you go to Kent Place
Girl 2- Yea
Girl 1- Ha! I go to Oak knoll
Girl 2- (tries to act better but knows Oak knoll is better) O

by jerseyrules333 December 6, 2012

Placebro

A white guy that tries to act like like he is black by wearing the baggy clothes and speking ebonics.

Rodney is a placebro. He's having a racial identity crisis.

by Jimmy The Schwantz March 30, 2009

Plated

When a girl only takes a date with a guy in order to get a free meal.

Do you think she's not calling because she doesn't like me? Nah bro, she just came for the food. You just got plated.

by Owlandstag April 21, 2016

played yourself

To mess up badly... Also, the example (taken from an Among Us clip that I cannot link).

Impostor (when he finds out he got Impostor): Oh you guys are so dead!
Random Crewmate: Alright, we gettin' his ass out first.
Random Crewmate 3: Bro, you guys are so dumb... this is just a joke.
Impostor: I literally said this last game...
Random Crewmate 2: No he didn't.
Literally everyone: Get his ass out of here!
Me: Ya played yourself.

by Da Budder Man September 19, 2020