F-Peen

F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.

(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)

Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.

by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014

Stealth Peen

In online roleplay if a male is roleplaying a female character and has not shared that he is really a male then he is a stealth peen.

Richard is a stealth peen because his female warlock character is named BettyBoop694 and he has not shared that he is really a male to his online friends who he has been leading on for months for his entertainment.

by Zyrexia February 19, 2015

Tactical peen

A secret organization bound by the strategic use of the peen in a chilvarous and honorable fashion.

I was initiated into the honorary tactical peen by preforming various acts of strategery while in NOLA.

by NOLApeening January 9, 2017

Chunky peen

A slightly odd shaped, chunky penis

Christopher Columbus, is so pristine when he keeps his chunky peen clean

by weenypeenylol November 28, 2017

# Pecent

You're so stupid. Fuck you. It is spelled percent.

Im dumb # pecent

by NoPh.D December 3, 2018

Joe Peen

A fellow that cannot decide between two girls and just fucks around with them.

Hey have you heard about Joe Peen?

Yeah doesn’t he like Piper and Penny?

by macaroon1234 December 23, 2018

Chili peen

When A member Of the Illuminati puts chilli powder of their penis and their inserts it into the arse of the partner

"Babe your ready to chili peen?"

by Peenchugger123 April 29, 2019