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Bum Oven Omelete 

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
Bum Oven Omelete by Painful Truth February 10, 2022

dutch oven restaurant

On a 5+ table, dropping a dollar underneath baits the unsuspecting fool and one holds him down while everyone farts at once.
On our last guys night out, the newbie got the dutch oven restaurant and gagged on his lunch under the table.

Dutch oven 

Something you'll never get. A pussy.
See that beta over there? He aint ever gonna get no dutch oven
Dutch oven by coolio456 July 23, 2022

Pizza oven

A large letterbox-shaped hole in an internal wall found in swingers clubs. The human 'pizza' puts their upper body in the hole lying flat, leaving their naked lower body dangling down for any passer-by to do what they want with. An activiry for submissives.
My fuck-pig is in the pizza oven if you want a go.
Pizza oven by Northnurse July 29, 2022

Dutch Oven 

When a group of mates get stoned in a small & trapping all the smoke by closing windows and doors filling the room with Bong clouds.
In high school, Me & My Eshay's would all chuck in for a sesh. My bedroom became a Dutch Oven & We'd be Cooked!
Dutch Oven by BJneedz August 5, 2022

dusty oven 

Autumn found out she has a dusty oven at the doctors
dusty oven by The dustier oven October 3, 2022