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when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education
Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.
by Samran53 December 22, 2020
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Get nicked

An angsty teen/predator who gets kicked from a Playstation group chat
Can you take a break from talking to your girlfriend before you get nicked
by Goron275 May 23, 2021
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Thea Nicka

the cutest prettiest most adorable person to ever walk the planet she is who taylor swift writes her love songs about she is the best person and she likes getting sticks in her feet but she's also really funny and sweet and kind hearted and amazing and wonderful and loving and her face is SO cute so its okay she's the loml and everyone who speaks a foul word about her will be prosecuted that is the global law #speakingfromtheheart #intheawetrust<3
why do men even exist when we have Thea Nicka?
by ur mom [is ur mom hot] September 19, 2021
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Wooden Nickel Digger

An individual who is attempting to be a gold digger, but has mistakenly targeted a charlatan.
“Damn, that dumb ass ho bag wooden nickel digger gunna be real disappointed when that shitbag, pseudo-lawyer hands her Soviet era toilet paper to wipe that cum off her chin.
by Johnny Goldmember October 11, 2021
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Saint Nickelas

Sarcastic term for da "worshipingly placing on a lofty pedestal" way dat a naive youngster views any indulgent adult who is always forthcoming wif da shiny "Jefferson discs" whenever said pint-sized requests dem to buy gum/candy, a ride on a mechanical horse, etc.
While it is certainly true dat having a "Saint Nickelas" in a youngster's family or social circle of grownups may indeed seem wonderful and pleasurable to said small child, such easy-to-come-by monetary indulgence can lead to a lack of financial awareness/savvy, false sense of entitlement, laziness, etc. If da child's parents are not overly forthcoming wif said resources themselves, it is probably because they are trying to teach their offspring dat "money doesn't grow on trees", and thus honestly-acquired funds must be earned through honest labor and/or prudent investing, not merely be begged for; having someone else be a ready source of loose change will only undermine said spartan parents' teachings.
by QuacksO November 14, 2021
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Pussy nickel

by Pastymayo August 10, 2021
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Get nicked

Get nicked is a thing you say out of sarcasm to someone you don’t like it means get robbed
by Get a grip January 30, 2022
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